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Auditioning Contact Lenses This Week And One Doesn't Work

That thing where your contact lens is bugging you at work and the light in the bathroom is terrible so you can’t really see the lens and you loose track of it after your first attempt to remove it and you poke yourself in the eye a few times before you discover the lens is actually hanging from your eyelashes, then it falls from your eye and vanishes and you and a colleague cannot find it anywhere.