I missed the record store. I made a mix for my friends but mostly to show I was still edgy and cool. I never sent it. This track list was made for a 100-minute cassette tape. Label On Side A said “Disclaimer: Not for Customers”. Label on Side B said “Hello from Minnesota!”
- Psychoactive Drugs (Uncut Mix) — Emergency Broadcast Network
 - Just Say No to Drug Hysteria [Excerpt] / Dead Souls — William S. Burroughs
 - Words of Advice for Young People [Pete Arden Mix] — William S. Burroughs
 - Hey Man, Nice Shot — Filter
 - More Human Than Human — White Zombie
 - Anthem — Brian G./DJ Spinn
 - Voodoo-U — Lords of Acid
 - The Hustle — Soul City Orchestra/Van McCoy
 - Horror Head — Curve
 - Zombie — The Cranberries
 - Halcyon + On + On — Orbital
 - Sanctuary — Madonna
 - Bedtime Story — Madonna
 - A Dream Away — The Cars
 - Sudden Organ — Yo La Tengo
 - Souvlaki Space Station — Slowdive
 - People Get Real — Saint Etienne
 - Krazy — Seal
 - Feeling So Real — Moby
 - bang — Frankie Goes to Hollywood