File Under “Things I Wish I Had Thought of, Sooner”:
Deadpan Existential Jokes
Would work great as a blog name or profile description
Perfect.
#cantyoureadthesign
I did not know, or I forgot, that the Newton was powered by an ARM processor
DISC assessment at work, today. The difference between my perception of myself and the perception others have of me is instructive and astonishing at once.
I’m a C when I’m in novel situations or under stress. I’m an I when I’m confortable and in my element.
Dave Chappelle: 8:46
That feeling when I’m searching iTunes and my music collection for an album that I know I own. Except I don’t. I did have the artist right, and I was close to the correct year of release, but 100 percent wrong on the album cover art.
Dear Coffee,
I am just writing to let you know how much I appreciate all that you do for me.
In gratitude,
Hjalmer
I just learned you can get the Apple TV aerial screensavers on your Mac.